Why? Because we think that it is unsafe and ugly to look at. The utensils are not in the right place. There are rats everywhere. And not to mention, it is a place of hazard with cracks on the wall and a slippery floor. Is it really a surprise that we want to give it a look? To have it be subjected to kitchen remodel in Lumberton NC.
Get your blueprints and your hammer because it is time to break down that wall to make the living space and kitchen a bit more homey and bigger. And about time too. Because that kitchen has been like that for as long as we could remember. It is so dirty and moldy. We do not like moldy or dirty stuff.
We wonder how we even managed to survive with it like that. We sure can use a new change. Give it a better look you know? Besides, if it looks less like crap, then maybe we could even have fun cooking in it for once. We have never tried cooking in a clean kitchen apart from when we were still in college.
Instead of feeling like it is always a goddamned chore. Who else here thinks that cooking and eating are too much to bother? That they are just chores that could be the same as cleaning. Because in a way, it kind of is. And if the whole place is bigger then we would not have to worry anymore about bumping into other family members.
That could be in the kitchen for various reasons. Like hunger, and hunger again. Yes, why would you even go to the kitchen unless you are hungry? If you somehow find pleasure in being in a kitchen then be our guest. The world is your oyster. Is that how the saying goes? How does that even work?
But if you do not and you are just aimlessly walking in it, then maybe you are too hungry to even think properly. We have been there before, trust us. To wake up in the middle of the night hungry? But when you open your fridge, you find that there is nothing there to eat at all. Oh how sad.
You have no idea how many times this has happened to us. We could be waking up at dawn for all we care but still wander to the kitchen in search of food. Would you not do this if you slept right away without eating? And believe us when we say that we are the masters of skipping meals.
Why? Well, it is such a chore to eat sometimes, okay? We would rather just lay in bed, laugh at memes and watch Pewdiepie all day. We count eating meals as chores too and that is why we rarely eat. Not because of reason like skinning down not even going on a diet. No, if we were on a diet, it would make sense. As it was, we do not fall into such a category.
We literally are just too lazy to get up and get food and then guzzle it down. This is perfectly understandable to us, by the way. Because we also have a friend who is pretty much like this. And if it were not for her voice out, we would not have know about this ourselves. Being lazy is so tiring so9metimes too. And yes, we see the irony in those words.